Final Results

WAYNE wins his unprecedented third Kamikaze championship, and will get to display the glorious trophy in his third different residence.

RICK squeaks into second (thanks in part to Ron Dayne) and wins the sidebet. When are we going to Dave and Buster's again?

ROB wins the nickname contest, ending with a TV Land flourish.

LIZ wins the player efficiency award . When she played, she excelled.

DAMON wins the key to the basement.

Thanks for playing, and be on the lookout for the 2006-7 Kamikaze Playoff competition.

Week 17

RICK (77.62)
17.8 QB Ben Rothlisberger Steelers*
8.5 RB Reuben Droughns Browns
15.1 RB DeShaun Foster Panthers*
5.1 REC Hines Ward Steelers
6.6 REC Isaac Bruce Rams
9.0 K Nate Kaeding Chargers
15.52 DEF New York Jets*

ROB (60.94)
17.8 QB Ben Roethlisberger Pittsburgh*
0.0 RB Ron Dayne Houston
10.9 RB Michael Pittman Tampa Bay
5.1 WR Hines Ward Pittsburgh
6.6 WR Isaac Bruce St. Louis
5.0 K Lawrence Tynes Kansas City
15.52 DEF New York Jets*

WAYNE (60.51)
1.45 Jeff Garcia PHI
8.5 Reuben Droughns CLE
5.9 DeAngelo Williams CAR
16.2 Mike Furrey DET*
6.6 Isaac Bruce STL
11.0 Jason Elam DEN*
10.86 Dallas

* denotes positional high scorer

WEEKLY REVIEW (GRIEVANCE EDITION): RICK has no grievances to file, except against ROB for taking his roster nickname shtick and taking it to a new level, especially this week. ROB has a pretty good case against Ron Dayne for sabotaging his chances. WAYNE can press charges against the Dallas Cowboys, both for their poor defensive showing and their allowing Andy Reid to bench Garcia.

Week 16

RICK (100.72)
9.5 QB Alex Smith 49ers
27.6 RB Ron Dayne Texans
19.5 RB Larry Johnson Chiefs
9.7 REC Marques Colston Saints
12.4 REC Lee Evans Bills*
7.0 K Jeff Wilkins Rams
15.02 DEF San Diego Chargers*

WAYNE (95.82)
16.3 J.P. Losman BUF
28.4 Ladell Betts WAS*
20.9 Reggie Bush NO
4.8 Andre Johnson HOU
3.4 Joey Galloway TB
7.0 Mike Nugent NYJ
15.02 San Diego*

ROB (67.67)
16.75 QB Carson Palmer Cinncinnati*
17.5 RB Willis McGahee Buffalo
0.3 RB Marion Barber Dallas
12.4 WR Lee Evans Buffalo*
5.5 WR Arnaz Battle San Francisco
10.0 K Shaun Suisham Washington*
5.22 DEF Indianapolis Colts

*denotes positional high scorer

RICK picked a great week to break 100. WAYNE picked a fine week to cruise along. ROB picked a bad week to slip.

Week 15

RICK (88.31)
19.85 QB Tony Romo Cowboys
19.2 RB Willie Parker Steelers
13.2 RB Edgerrin James Cards
20.3 REC Laveranues Coles Jets
2.0 REC Mike Furrey Lions
5.0 K Josh Scobee Jags
8.76 DEF Chicago Bears

ROB (82.42)
26.6 QB Peyton Manning Indianapolis*
20.5 RB Maurice Jones-Drew Jacksonville*
12.8 RB Deuce McAllister New Orleans
7.7 WR Larry Fitzgerald Arizona
2.5 WR Reche Caldwell New England
5.0 K Josh Scobee Jacksonville
7.32 DEF New Orleans Saints

WAYNE (64.00)
0.0 Steve McNair BAL
8.3 Sammy Morris MIA
12.3 Ahman Green GB
0.2 Marty Booker MIA
8.4 Marques Colston NO
16.0 Stephen Gostkowski NE*
18.8 St. Louis*

* denotes positional high scorer

RICK had a few underachievers submarine his big push to catch up with ROB, who kept the pace mainly thanks to Peyton. WAYNE managed two amazing feats: 1) getting a total of 0.2 points from two people who actually played (though not for very long) and 2) compiling a whole number score for the week.

Week 14

ROB (99.34)
18.2 QB Vince Young Tennessee
16.2 RB Thomas Jones Chicago
18.5 RB Ladell Betts Washington
3.9 WR Antonio Bryant San Francisco
15.0 WR Terry Glenn Dallas
12.0 K Nate Kaeding San Diego*
15.54 DEF Cincinnati Bengals

WAYNE (87.16)
20.2 Philip Rivers SD*
22.8 Frank Gore SF*
8.2 Shaun Alexander SEA
3.7 Jerricho Cotchery NYJ
11.3 Drew Bennett TEN
3.0 Shayne Graham CIN
17.96 Atlanta*

LIZ (68.31)
13.25 Alex Smith SF
14.1 Jamal Lewis BAL
12.6 Brian Westbrook PHI
3.0 Alge Crumpler ATL
15.0 Terry Glenn DAL
7.0 John Kasay CAR
3.36 Rams D

RICK (58.43)
14.55 QB Jeff Garcia Eagles
8.2 RB Shaun Alexander Seahawks
5.3 RB Cadillac Williams Bucs
3.4 REC Santana Moss Skins
15.5 REC Devery Henderson Saints*
5.0 K Martin Gramatica Cowboys
6.48 DEF Kansas City Chiefs

*denotes positional high scorer

ROB bounced back in a big way to grab a solid hold of second overall. WAYNE continued his ultra-professional performance this season. LIZ can point several fingers this week, but none so pointy as the one aimed at the St. Louis DEF. RICK set the stage for a remarkable comeback in the sidebet with ROB.

Week 13

WAYNE (93.38)
12.3 Matt Leinart ARI
16.5 Stephen Jackson STL
19.6 Marion Barber DAL*
4.5 Lee Evans BUF
22.5 Tony Gonzalez KC*
6.0 John Kasay CAR
11.98 New York Jets

LIZ (74.76)
13.0 QB Brees NO
14.2 RB Jones DET
19.6 RB Barber DAL*
8.4 WR Owens DAL
2.2 WR Baskett PHI
10.0 K Rackers ARI*
7.36 D INDY

RICK (68.96)
15.7 QB Tom Brady Pats*
8.7 RB Jamal Lewis Ravens
19.6 RB Marion Barber Cowboys*
3.2 REC Anquan Boldin Cards
8.0 REC Drew Bennett Titans
8.0 K Jay Feely Giants
5.76 DEF Carolina Panthers

ROB (48.85)
1.25 QB Rex Grossman Chicago
11.5 RB Edgerrin James Arizona
10.2 RB Travis Henry Tennessee
1.4 WR Devery Henderson New Orleans
1.2 WR Chris Cooley Washington
8.0 K Stephen Gostkowski New England
15.3 DEF San Diego Chargers*

* denotes positional high scorer

WAYNE added some insurance points. LIZ again showed that when she comes to play, she plays well. RICK had a week. ROB made the sidebet much more interesting.

Week 12

WAYNE (106.60)
30.1 Tony Romo DAL*
19.6 Deuce McAllister NO
18.5 Maurice Jones-Drew JAX
2.3 Chris Chambers MIA
16.7 Terrell Owens DAL*
8.0 Mike Vanderjagt DAL*
11.40 Seattle

LIZ (99.70)
11.4 QB Delhomme CAR
22.5 RB Gore SF*
19.6 RB McAllister NO
10.4 WR Burress NYG
14.1 WR Gates SD
6.0 K Graham CIN
15.7 D Chargers

RICK (71.80)
6.6 QB Philip Rivers Chargers
5.1 RB Travis Henry Titans
18.5 RB Maurice Jones-Drew Jags
3.8 REC Keyshawn Johnson Panthers
12.9 REC Chad Johnson Bengals
7.0 K John Carney Saints
17.9 DEF Indianapolis Colts*

ROB (60.93)
9.55 QB Charlie Frye Cleveland
22.5 RB Frank Gore San Francisco*
2.4 RB Leon Washington New York Jets
3.8 WR Keyshawn Johnson Carolina
2.9 WR Braylon Edwards Cleveland
7.0 K Morten Andersen Falcons
12.78 DEF Dallas Cowboys

* denotes positional high scorer

WEEKLY UPDATE (THANKS EDITION): WAYNE thanks Mike Vandejagt for giving him points before he was cut. LIZ sarcastically thanks Shayne Graham, who kept her from an all-double-digits week, and whose blocked PAT kept her under 100 points. RICK thanks the inept Eagles offense for helping Indy's D carry his team for the week. ROB thanks Frank Gore for saving him from an absolutely shameful performance.